Cock's Amazing Ride

carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:

therugbyteam:

everdancesounds:

chazzthejazz:

I’m starting to love this fucking duck.

For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life

Cool

it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit

basiliskblackberry:

aerophonophiliac:

nostopdasgay:

thebigkuma:

gamebroreviews:

exhalelight:

Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng

Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches 

i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them

I’d draw yaoi on mine.

WOULD YOU CALL THESE…

…TOAST-IT NOTES?  

TOAST-IT NOTES

I would draw cocks all over them and gobble it up.

Oh my god I remember this! What book was this from?

Oh my god I remember this! What book was this from?

runningveganstyle:

dontbreakveg:

dontbreakveg:

Rebloggable by request.

Hahaha fuck, I remember this post!

LMAO. I love how sarcastic most vegans are.

runningveganstyle:

dontbreakveg:

dontbreakveg:

Rebloggable by request.

Hahaha fuck, I remember this post!

LMAO. I love how sarcastic most vegans are.

onexgifperhour:

The bests hardcore gifs

onexgifperhour:

The bests hardcore gifs

evecates:

o.m.g.

I don’t reblog “cute” shit that often, but this is pretty awesome!

evecates:

o.m.g.

I don’t reblog “cute” shit that often, but this is pretty awesome!